Dear SHS;
What is the best way to prevent bear attacks?
-Scared in the woods
Stay out of the fucking woods, asshole.
If you must go into the woods, I assume you will go well prepared with a hatchet and 12 gauge. If you go into the woods without these things you are an idiot and deserve to get eaten.
If you are currently scared in the woods, yet have internet access, I want to know what fucking patch of wilderness has both wireless routers and bear dens. This is prime for reality TV.
If all else fails, drink your own piss.
What is the best way to prevent bear attacks?
-Scared in the woods
Stay out of the fucking woods, asshole.
If you must go into the woods, I assume you will go well prepared with a hatchet and 12 gauge. If you go into the woods without these things you are an idiot and deserve to get eaten.
If you are currently scared in the woods, yet have internet access, I want to know what fucking patch of wilderness has both wireless routers and bear dens. This is prime for reality TV.
If all else fails, drink your own piss.
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